My Random Thoughts and Experiences

Friday, April 3, 2009

Words that I love

Last week I wrote a post on words that make me cringe when i hear them, but now I would be writing a post on words that I absolutely love.

Femi B - Of course I gotta love my name, it is destined for greatness and I can't wait to give it to my female offspring who i know would just be an amazing copy of me which would make her even greater...lol (let me be haters) Whenever I am tired of hearing people yell my name....I just yell back "I AM NOT MARRYING YOU joo"

Vagina - I think this word is so powerful in that if one said it in the midst of people, it would evoke attention and people would either whimper,smile, blush, spoil their faces in disgust...generally a serious emotion would erupt from that word unless you are some gynae who practically lives in a vagina...oops Anyway I used to be shy to say it but i have recently been liberated vocabularily (not a word) ....words can keep me down..

Chocolate covered Strawberries- I don't know it just evokes a smile at the corner or my mouth same as Whipped Cream

Stupid Fool - Best way to insult a person by using too abusive adjectives one after the other

Mega Tout - I mean I would be elated to be anything Mega..but a mega tout?...that just the epitome of touting...some serious touting skills you must possess.

Badunkadunk - No Comment

Aesthetically Pleasing- In the design world, it is a common word we use to let our clients know we went to a fancy schmancy school...I kid oh but that word can make poop look attractive

Allegedly - My favorite word of all time.... In the media world, so as not to be sued for defamation of character or false journalism.. mentioning allegedly right before the "gist" covers your ass big time.



Private thought- I have recently realized that Naija men are very confident with their bodies. I mean looking at the men in my life from my dad to nollywood men, to significant others and acquaintances.. to the naked man walking down the road ...(ok nollywood is not my life and the mad nude guy, i don't know)they all don't mind being shirtless. I am not saying being shirtless is a bad thing but i realized that here in yankee, (at least my area) these americans would not show one chest hair..lol..i mean they would no go shirtless unless there was some six pack or definition as related to abs, chest and the area leading to the groin.

However i see my naija guys just pleasure any type of viewers with their 6 pack abs, guts, man boobs, hairy chests, anything flattering or unflattering, they don't care and they are willing to share their half nakedness. Anyway im not complaining its just a private thought i had i thought i'd share.

27 comments:

bumight said...

isnt it funny that you dont mind hearing the word "vagina", but u dont like "breasts"? lol

L-VII said...

Lol, I am not a prude, there is not a word in the English language that I cannot say or that I mind hearing.

I like aesthetically pleasing as well, has a nice ring to it.

Me, I do not like nollywood movie stars o, even the ones that are supposed to be sexy sha, they got calabash bellies...not hot. It's nice to be confident but I think some African men do not think that they too have to be well groomed, it's rather annoying.


First time on your blog.... hello.

RocNaija said...

Interesting post.. Most of them are words I use or hear used often but wouldn't have thought they hold a special significance to anyone.. With one exception.. badunkadunk!

I've only ever heard that used in movies.. Does anyone really say it in real life? Isn't that like saying 'lol' in the middle of a verbal conversation?!

Or am I just old school??? :-(

blogoratti said...

lol..@'words that make me cringe'..

Buttercup said...

hehehehehe! u crack me up!

u r right about the naija men thing..i just dont gerrit..

ChiefO said...

it is alleged that naija men with beer kegs as bellies feel confident with aesthetically pleasing peoples with their God given hair covered man boobs.

Geebee said...

Correct observation on the ‘V’ thing there. If you feel ignored in a crowd of people, simply shoult or even whisper ‘V****a’ or ‘P***y’ and you’ll be surprised at the attention you’d get. I wouldn't try that in public though. ‘Allegedly’ is definitely another strong one. . . a perfect alibi of a word. I like your imagination on these words that make you smile and most definitely ‘stupid fool’ is the best word to tell someone who’s been a pain in the ass. He’ll definitely go sit and think over his life.

StandTall-The Activist said...

Lol at you Femi B I like your name too and vagina is sure powerful. It's who we are. it's part of us and we gonna love and respect it

StandTall-The Activist said...

And supid fool oh gush

My World said...

Yes,you've got to love your name...
interesting post.

The Paradigm said...

lol @ "Aesthetically Pleasing" dont we all designers love that word. Its more amazing when your client says that about ur work !!! finally they get it !!!
lovely post !!

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

what happened to my comment?

Lolade said...

Stupid fool...-ve plus -ve equals +ve, Lol.

I've been getting "Vagina politics" in my vocabulary in the last couple of days. You know that "put a ring on my finger and you can get it all" thing? It sucks...

mike said...

lol. Very lovely post!

The Invisible Man said...

On point there! lol
Holla

littleangel4christ said...

u hvn't updated yet...
hp u ok?

wellsbaba said...

omo i agree with u on d dramatic word-vagina lol n yeah we dont mind flauntin our chest oo lol especially we that have 6packs *wink wink* lol

What Nigerian Women deal with. said...

LOL, very funny post. made my day.

aloted said...

sisi, where art thou?

wellsbaba said...

haba gan upload naw

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tps360 said...

"Badunkadunk - No Comment"...no comment?

LG said...

omoge' otojo meta*
Hope all is well

doll said...

LMAO@ stupid fool

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

Haba Femi, wissai you dey now?

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