My Random Thoughts and Experiences
Thursday, August 28, 2008
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
Thursday, August 21, 2008
Like when someone says "men...that chic is a Margret thatcher"(first female prime minister of England) everyone knows you can't mess with that chic cos she is fire. Here are a list of names and their synonyms,
Ben Johnson - running fast outta there (100m olympic runner)
Mother Theresa- Charitable (a nun that was charitable)
Cliford Orji - Human eater (a lagosian that ate other lagosians)
MJ Michael Jackson- Rocker/ Dancer
Dangote Rich man (Nigerians billionaire)
Bill gates Wealthy man (Microsoft)
Warren Buffet Very wealthy man (richest man in the world)
Domitila Ashewo (nigerian movie about a prostitute)
Hitler - wicked person (Adolf hitler, creator of the holocaust)
Martha Stewart- Jack of all trades ..but recently..jail bird
Denzel - One very fine bobo (Hollywood actor)
Osama- hmm i'll leave that one for your imagination...i've already gotten SSS come look for my humble self before..long story
MufunMula Olowo tin fowo shanu... (Rich man that gives charity) (this one is strictly for Ibadan folks) don't know his full name
I can't think of any other right now. The point is that i would like my name to be synonymous for something great... even the likes of Micheal Phelps and Usani Bolt are already working towards that as a pool beast and a track beast .
Me, Femi B would like to be synonymous for A CHARITABLE WOMAN WHO WAS THE FIRST FEMALE PRESIDENT OF NAIJA AND RETIRED TO BEING AN ONILU( BAND SINGER) AND A COMICAL ENTERTAINER
Anyway that just too long as a synonym but i would like to be known for my contributions to oppressed people.
What would your name be synonymous for?
i want to make a sentence using the names above........
Men, my heartbeat is racing like Ben Johnson, because my wife caught me with some Domitila looking girl. Its not my fault that the women love me, it cos of my Denzel looks and my Bill gates wallet. If she is not careful i would just Osama my way outta this marriage......
Wanna try....N20.00 to anyone who succesfully used Femi b...lol
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Thursday, August 7, 2008
After much searching for material from my brain of my limited pidgin resources, I have finally finished my love letter in pidgin. I think i prefer the Yoruba one or what do you think? Yoruba has away of making things sound heavy. Please fluent pidgin people...i tried oh but i have some kind of handicap....So this is my disclaimer...lol So Solomonsydelle feel free to use it oh.
Bonaventure my bobo, I dey hail u oh….una well done . U too fine pass all the bobo wey full ground.
The kain tin wey dey do me na say, na soso anytime wey my eyes dey connect with una, na so my heart go dey do marathon.
If I take my eye look anoda bobo, walahi…e no go beta for dat kain eye.
Sugarpie, I gbadun you pass my mama (insert your own food)
If you no gree for me, I go take my head knack for ground
Honeypie, All the pikin wey I for born……na only u I wan born am for.
Anytime wey I dey by
Bonnypie, Abeg this love wey I get for you pass love wey pass all.
Forever and ever titi lailai na me only go be for you and na you go be for me
Na me oh
Lovette (your boo boo)