My Random Thoughts and Experiences

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Naija Style Love letters II (Pidgin)


After much searching for material from my brain of my limited pidgin resources, I have finally finished my love letter in pidgin. I think i prefer the Yoruba one or what do you think? Yoruba has away of making things sound heavy. Please fluent pidgin people...i tried oh but i have some kind of handicap....So this is my disclaimer...lol So Solomonsydelle feel free to use it oh.




Bonaventure my bobo, I dey hail u oh….una well done . U too fine pass all the bobo wey full ground.

The kain tin wey dey do me na say, na soso anytime wey my eyes dey connect with una, na so my heart go dey do marathon.

If I take my eye look anoda bobo, walahi…e no go beta for dat kain eye.

Sugarpie, I gbadun you pass my mama (insert your own food)

If you no gree for me, I go take my head knack for ground

Honeypie, All the pikin wey I for born……na only u I wan born am for.

Anytime wey I dey by ur side, I know sey,,, better go dey for okra soup

Bonnypie, Abeg this love wey I get for you pass love wey pass all.

Forever and ever titi lailai na me only go be for you and na you go be for me

Na me oh
Lovette (your boo boo)

18 comments:

OluwaDee said...

This cracked me up big time.
Was like I was watching a nollywood movie.

Femi B, u try well well, 3 gbosa 4 u.

bumight said...

lmao!
i do agree that yoruba sounds heavier.

Mz. Dee said...

rotflmao!!
can i save a copy of dis?? I'm sendin it to boyfie on his bday! lolz

and blogrollin u 2!

pweeze remove the word verification!

Buttercup said...

haaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaa!

well done!

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

hahahahahaha!!!! You are too funny!!!

You know what, there is some Igbo comedian on Youtube that does this hilarious routine of him toasting some 'educated' girl. If I find it I will pass it on!

Femi B said...

@oluwadee- thanks for the gbosa, i'll place it besides my trophies..lol
@Bumight- maybe i'll do a yoruba one from a girl next
@Mz .dee, yes you can send it oh but i suggest you give credit small small
@buttercup, thanks
@Solomonsydelle, glad u enjoyed it,i am a youtube junkie, so i'll try look for it too.

LG said...

.....Bonnypie, I gbadun you pass my mama ((GBEGIRI))
buahahahahaha babes 'chop knuckles' jare.
norrin do u!!

AN IBO DUDE'S CORNER said...

hehehe
funny stuff
thanks for stopping by
cheers

AlooFar said...

Dis Femi sef!

Chari said...

nice one o! can we write pidgin love letters too?

Afolabi said...

lol..You didn't do too bad..I had the same problem in primary sch..it seemed everyone could speak it, except me.

Nigerican said...

LMAO... u forgot meatpie...lol. That was too funny.

Funms said...

LMAO........... this is too hilarious....

FineBoy Agbero said...

hmm... nice!
U sure say no be u write am to one bobo on u street?

wellsbaba said...

lol.....hahaha...on d contrary I think this is as good as d yoruba version
"Sugarpie, I gbadun you pass my mama (insert your own food)

If you no gree for me, I go take my head knack for ground"
lol,dis is so sick!

Femi B said...

@Lg- Gbegiri...are you sure ure not a Ibadan person?
@Aloofa- wetin i do oh?
@chari- who is we?
@afolabi- i still have the same problem..only that i did quite an extensive research
@Nigerican- Meatpie actually would have Nigerianised better.
@Fumms- How na?
@Fine boy agbero _ i wish i would find one on my street that would understand this letter thoroughly and would not think i have compromised my English...lol
@Wellsbaba- hmm, well mopst people prefer the yoruba one...yoruba people sef they like to be too dominant

Lady Koko said...

LOLOLOLO..BUAHAHHAAHH
"NA ME OH LOVETTE" BUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS HILARIOUS MEHNN!!!!!!!!!!!! I THINK I MIGHT WRITE A LOVE LETTER IN PIDGIN TO SUMONE .....HMMMM..HOPEFULLY THAT WILL MAKE THIER DAY..LOLOLOL
P.S:XOXO

thenine09 said...

hahaha.. quite hilarious! :)
lovely post.