My Random Thoughts and Experiences

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Private thoughts and Private dancing



Private thoughts

Yesterday I was doing some weird thinking and I laughed out and thanked God for private thoughts. I thought that was the best thing ever. Imagine if people could hear our thoughts...im sure most of us would be in jail. Me i know i'll be in jail for..................

So i decided to write on my facebook status...femi B is thankful for private thoughts...ha you should have seen some comments, chat messages and all i got. I don't know how private thought= dirty thoughts. I mean i could have been thankful for having a mind conversation with God or thinking about how i'd dance when i collect my chieftancy title for iyalode ajagun rocker of ......land or thoughts of my swearing in as Naijas first female president. There are so many great thoughts that could be private. Why do private thoughts have to be dirty, foul or naughty? I mean even my sister told me to go wash my head with omo detergent. Like omo can wash this mind of mine. hhmmmm that could be a great commercial..." Omo.. super blue omo..... the detergent powerful enough to wash femi B's mind"


Private dancing
I saw a comment made by afrobabe on exschoolnerd's blog suggesting she take my usual advice about dancing naked infront of the mirror with heels. I mean it's really therapeutic and im thinking about going to bottle it up and patent it so i can make money.....hmm maybe i'll make a "how to video"..lol. Anyway that got me into one of my private thoughts and wondered if guys too would benefit from the naked dancing. Well i guess if they are brave enough they might wear heels too for great posture. So Male bloggers since the naijablogger awards have used affirmative action to make y'all win some awards and putting you on blast, i'll like to take this opportunity to do a lil research on my above patent. Do you guys think it'll be therapeutic for you and what else might you suggest besides the opposite sex joining in? Just my question for you guys and women who might think they know what guys want.


When this "how to video" becomes a hit..lol this is lil AHA moment story I would tell as most fellow entrepreneurs do.

True story-I had music playing one night and decided to dance. This time I was with full clothes on and as i continued dancing in front of the mirror, i decided to put on my heels for better posture. You know those heels can give you that "drop down and get your eagle on stance". well after a couple of mins of rigorous dancing, i began to sweat profusely, so i decided to take the clothes off and Voila !!! my AHA moment. It was a total exhilarating and therapeutic experience. I also noticed I had nice legs. Hey let me compliment myself haba.

22 comments:

Temite said...

I AM FURSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
AND YOU ARE CRAZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY but whatever works for you!

bumight said...

you know how we people are: there was a time when i put up the answers to my Q&A post, and i said "my best position was the chediak-hegashi- allow ur mind", people allowed their minds to think nasty thoughts!


um..u seem to have a hang on this dancing naked sturvs!

LG said...

babes let me see d legz first b4 i judge :-)

Damilola said...
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Dammy said...

Dance naked in front of a mirror?

I think it is cool to do some private dancing as a guy. Yeah I do it sometimes but to do it naked with the 'man below' doing a 45 degree swing is really hilarious!

...my private thoughts though!

Femi B said...

@ temite
ahah im not as crazy as you are now.

@ bumight
chedi what?? lease what is that ...let me research it

@ Lg
I dont need you to be the judge. I noticed I have nice legs period. They are nice according to moi. So I don't need your royal opinion..lol

@ dammy
hmmmm I'd have to see that to judge...lol i kid oh

Danny Bagucci said...

LOL @ guys taking up the skill.. .we might need to see a demo in full technicolor before buying o...

Abujamaiden said...

Been a while since I was here. I met some guy who knows you oh!! Sha I can imagine someone walking in on me dancing, my door is usually unloceked and some folk don't knock....that day, I might jump off a cliff.

Abujamaiden said...

Plus I have issues looking at myself...I need to work out or go on acai berry diet.

Funms-the rebirth said...

lmao....... Femi B........... so what r these private thoughts??????

Gee said...

hmmm guys dancing naked?
i doubt o...guys dont even like to look at their own nakedness...not to talk of looking at it thru a mirror!.
lol...

Geebee said...

Private thoughts also provide a good form of relaxation. You just drift away into your own little (big) world and time passes without you even knowing . . . until someone sees you smiling stupidly and asks “Are you alright?” You might not even notice until the fella jerks you up . . . and fiam! You’re back to earth . . . So much for Private thoughts! On the dancing naked thing, I guess . . . in fact, no comment! Let me know when you patent your new therapy so I could congratulate you.

Good Naija Girl said...

Hmm, I'll have to try this therapy one day...first step, get a full length mirror. Are you sure it's therapeutic?

You're a lot of fun, Miz Femi B!

seye said...

..but I think it would be more therapeutic watching the dance-in-heels-in-front-of-the-mirror....HOW WOULD A GUY WATCH HIMSELF!
Abeg na woman suppose do am o.
And...please be fast with the video

Tigeress said...

lol@ the omo ad. That wld be real funny.

Nice legs hun? Well remember to flaunt them this summer.

taylor said...

As for private thots aka day dreaming, i bet no one does it beta than me. i mean on the train, in a boring class, even before i sleep, i like to escape into that "my world". I heard it is good to dream.

I think i am good dancer so i like to look myself 4 mirror dey burst my moves. But as far as doing it naked, i dont know about that one o. It is bad enuff that i am jumping about the whole place, then too have mini-me do the same infront of mirror is not my idea of therapy. Matter of fact homeboy will probably not follow the rhythm...lol

i no dey do..

can i be the judge to make sure the girls are doing it right?

Buttercup said...

lolololol!!!!!

we humans are so typical, arent we? thinking private thoughts wud automatically equate to dirty thoughts..lol..

lol @ the aha! moment story!

Abujamaiden said...

Sorry, he went to Igbenedion. Was about to write on his fcbk when I saw your comment...hehehe, stalkerish!

Omotee! said...

Dance naked before a mirror????!! in heels???!!! Femi, u r crazy, but thats why i like u.

and i have missed u

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wellsbaba said...

LOL omg! im just imagininig....

ChiefO said...

private thoughts, trying to fast foreward to when i have kids