My Random Thoughts and Experiences

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Toilet seat up or down...Who wins


People...Don't you think life would be better if Men used toilet paper to dab/wipe like females do??? (during number 1)











I mean, I grew up in a house with all kinds of females and we never had the issue of toilet seat up or pee stain drama. There was no guy in the house who left the toilet seat up unless we had some non-conforming male guest. Even my dad had to go with the flow, I mean living with that many women, you better soji yourself.

Moving around and living in various places, the issue of toilet seat being up is such a big deal to me. I guess no one, male or female, wants to touch the seat to put it in the position they want.

So my intelligent advice to all MEN, so our bathroom lives would be better. Instead of flicking, shaking, tossing, jumping, wiggling, rotating or whatever y'all do to get that last drop out.....why not tear out some toilet paper and dab like we females do. You won't have to lift the toilet seat or cause some poor girl to fall in the toilet bowl. Just my little advise. I really don't think it takes away the "man" in you if you'd dab or wipe, I mean its more hygienic and you feel more dry and clean.



So my People again...Don't you think life would be better if Men used toilet paper to dab/wipe like females do??? (during number 1)


Lil Child humor

Long time ago at my church in Nigeria, I saw these to children (a boy and a girl) they probably were about 3 or 4 years old. Now they wanted to go pee and their Sunday school teacher told them to go outside and pee in the gutter...( yeah my church can be razz) So these kids go out to the gutter... the boy stands to pee while the girl hikes her balloon dress and squats to pee. Now the look on the boys face was absolutely shocking as he stares at the girl wondering... then he yell's " WHY ARE YOU WEWEING FROM YOUR BUMBUM" I mean the little boy could just not farthom why she did not stand and aim like he did. Ignorance is bliss!!!













22 comments:

bumight said...

FIRSTT!!!

toilet seat up!....off to read!

Danny Bagucci said...

LOL... A brilliant piece of reasoning by Hammad Siddiqi seems to suggest that leaving the seat down is an "inefficient operation" and that at best is a "trembling hand perfect equilibrium" -- all from Game Theory.... lol

bumight said...

guys need to dab....AND THEN WASH THEIR HANDS!!!!

Even then, they KNOW it costs them nothing to put down the toilet seat, my husband will be potty trained by force!

9ja_Kuti said...

up or down what difference does it make?


ok it does make a difference in the case of an emergency pee session there might not be enough time to put the seat down first.

i have unconciously learned to dab, maibe i should open up a potty training school for grown men.

Anonymous said...

Ok i think u're misunderstanding the basic concept of the pee on the toilet seat wahala, it has nothing to do with last drop. Its more of an "Aiming & Firing" problem

Femi B said...

Bumight

Toilet seat up??? Yes oh potty train is the answer. We don’t want to be falling into the toilet bowl

Danny Bagucci

I should go read it, I see you even made some post about it

9ja_Kuti

Wow if you are a guy and you dab with toilet paper ..BRAVO. But no one wants to be touching the toilet seat or falling into the toilet bowl in a hurry to seat

Anonymous
First I think it is about time to ban all anonymous comments, ok I’ll let it slide. Now as for the basic concept of pee on the toilet seat ..if you aim right , then you don’t need to put the toilet seat up in the first place because you can direct your aim right into the center of the toilet bowl without a spill while the seat is DOWN

Temite said...

hehehehehe. HA. I just ignore it. Me I cant shout. Well why cant we just leave the seat up too after we put it down. who says the seat is meant to be put up?????

Good Naija Girl said...

Ugh. I have two brothers and God help them when I sit down on the toilet seat without checking for pee...GRRRRR!

I have been known to run to my youngest brother's room in the dead of night and awaken him from his sleep to wipe pee off the seat! Gosh I could just scream when I sit in it!!!

So, SEAT up, then DOWN again when they're done. And wash your hands!!! My brothers are now both trained to do that, thank Jesus!

LG said...

buhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha@..flicking, shaking,tossing, jumping, wiggling, rotating ohhhhh now i don 4get wetin i wan type LOL

RocNaija said...

LOL @ Danny Bagucci

The truth is we should all just get one of these...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5ul7prwoiM

Rita said...

When I enter toilet, if I see the seat up, I put it down. If he sees it down, he puts it up. Too trivial to fight about, really.

When we do not see toilet seat, we adjust...

simeone said...

absolutly hilarious..i mean the child humor..

Buttercup said...

lolllll i doubt that they'd have the patience to do that..it'll make it a whole lot easier tho..

lol @ the boy!

Femi B said...

Temite
I see your point but then no one wants to touch the toilet seat with their hands and no one wants to fall into the toilet bowl

GNG
Hmmm potty trained bro's GNG whats the 411..lol

LG
that's where you mind would be going to imagining all the actions

Roc Naija
That was funny, i mean the ad. But hey maybe we all need to use that and guys wont have to pull the seat up.

RITA
LMAO at "when we don't see toilet seat ..we adjust" ABI oh see me complaining when sometimes there not even a toilet seat.

Simeone
Yeah this happened years ago and i would never forget

Burabanana
Men won't that be nice

clnmike said...

Lol, is it that serious?

Geebee said...

Been trying to drop this comment like forever . . .since the day you did the post. Now this toilet seat issue is one serious one but then it's not that serious too. The ladies could simply help by always putting the toilet seat down when they have to pee and putting it up once they're done so we men can do our thing without ever having to bother with the toilet seat since it is so hard to do this. . . Someone once said the easiest things are usually the hardest things to do? Biko let the ladies spare us the stress. That way we can all live happily ever after. Me I dey carry toilet seat up sha. The story on the kids was hilarious. . . there sure is bliss in ignorance.

Just...Toluwa said...

guys are just plain lazy and dnt wanna have to do anything thing that requires even the tiniest effort! gosh!

last par was funny!

wellsbaba said...

lol....femi B ow do u come up wit dis ur strangely edifying posts?lol true word thou my pride wants me2disagree

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

lol @ that story. My boys have already learned to hold the toilet seats up.

Afrobabe said...

lol @ the lil boy...Over here they will take him to therapy cos he was scared by that experience...

Toilet seats..mehn...The cause of so many divorces I hear..lmao @ Bumight, mine will be potty trained as well...

Confessions of a London gal said...

Cant stop laughing @ the child story! Ignorance really is bliss! Nice blog u got!

Toilet Seat Style said...

I think the perfect solution is... both! I found the solution in this Toilet Seat Up or Down article. Funny stuff.